Monday, August 10, 2009

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA - REAL SUSPECT

Real Housewives of Atlanta is in it's second season and it looks like the Real Wheels are Really Falling off!!


S: (n) housewife, homemaker, lady of the house, woman of the house (a wife who manages a household while her husband earns the family income) * Princeton Edu


Untrue to the name, three of the five women featured are NOT WIVES!!! That would be the first non-reality of this reality show...unwed + housewives = oxymoronic!

Unwed #1 - Kandi Burress, ex-member of the singing (in theory) group X-CAPE * engaged. Future Baby-Daddy has 4 Baby-Momma's (six kids) in line to tap into the Kandi Shop's bank account circa Shar Jackson / Kevin Federline ---> Britney Spears!

Unwed #2 - Sheree Whitfield, all the glamour with none of the OUS. Her now EX-husband, an ex-NFL player, cut the money umbilical cord, leaving her to "downsize" from the mansion to the modest Atlanta track house. Maybe her thirst for the most lavish including a "fashion show with no FASHION" and a spare no expense (where expenses apparently got spared PAYMENT) party to declare her "freedom" from marriage, made him wake up and smell the Prada. Appears she'll be a slave to the judges alimony decision!

Unwed #3 - Kim Zolciak (I would like to buy a vowel), bootleg Barbie who's apparently bedding a REAL housewifes' HUSBAND?!! Still a mystery exactly how, aside from "Big Poppa's" sidepiece allowance, this one makes a living that affords her such a flamboyant existance.

Add to the mix Lisa Wu Hartwell, who is a wife, but one minus a HOUSE after a recent foreclosure on their devalued million dollar home, and the plot just keeps getting thinner. Also rumored was cast member Nene Leakes having some "problems at the pump" in the forclosure department, having to relocate and downsize as well.

This "reality" show proves that sometimes, it's best to not be on a "reality" show. Nene Leakes provides a healthy dose of "Black Auntie at the bar-b-que" humor, but it's not enough to make the obvious fascade of wealth and power these women are putting up go away.

REALITY TALLY - REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA * 3 NON-WIVES - 2 NO HOUSE = 1 NOT-SO REAL REALITY SHOW!!

Overall rating of this show, entertaining at times but mostly "two fingers up the nose".

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